It might be all sunshine and lollipops now, but the stars can see that it will end in tears.
Yourand the traits assigned to are so much more than predictions of what’s going to happen to you today.
But if you know what you’re really looking for, your horoscope and, things you might not WANT to know.
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Hopefully, you can learn something from this information and let love save the day!
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Your impulsivity is going to be your undoing. Sure, you might be on cloud nine right now, but now isn’t a very long stretch of time. The idea of someone else might sound impossible,will draw your eye and you’ll be OFF like a shot to the next one.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Nobody fumes the way the Bull fumes. You might be a normal, balanced person in your daily life, but my god when jealous strikes? Everybody needs to watch out. If you don’t get a handle on this NOW your partner will probably take off during one of your infamously intense jealousy fits.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
The idea of just one forever is terrifying to the Gemini. You honestly don’t think they’ve made the person who can appreciate all of your different sides. If you don’t change this way of thinking now and learn how to dig into a relationship, you run the risk of perpetually pulling a runner and being alone forever.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Cancers are natural nurturers, which is lovely. But you know what gets old real fast? The smothering over-loving constantly needy,. You think you’re showing him how much he’s loved, and he wants to scream and run. Truth him, and trust yourself or you’ll lose him and you know you suck at breakups.
(July 23 – August 22)
Since you already think (sorry, “know”) that you’re the smartest and best person in the room, it’s hard for you to be present in your relationships. How can you be when you’re constantly looking for someone better than the person your with? Learn to look a little bit closer at what you have, or it will be gone.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
It’s great that you love organization and spotless living. Clean house, clear mind, or so they say. But when your partner feels like you are following them around picking up any hairs or skin cells they may be shedding it gets old FAST. Learn to allow a little mess in, love and people by their very nature are messy.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Your honesty and love of love are going to bite you on the ass. Hard. In a long term relationship you are easily tempted by things like long distance email affairs. They create a natural and you love it. But you know what else you love? Honesty. So of course you tell your partner, and of course they leave.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Sex. Sex. Sex. You’re a cheater! You don’t mean to be a baddie, but it’s like the world is full of chocolate bunnies and for you, every day is Easter Sunday. If you can break this habit, great, good for you. If you can’t, consider a non-monogamous partnership and let your freak flag fly.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
You just love it when folks laugh at your jokes or listen with rapt attention to your tales. This would be fine if you knew your audience. But that joke about anal beads that you’ve been saving? Yeah don’t drop it in front of your SO’s grandfather. You will be expelled from the property and the relationship.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Your ego will never NOT get in your way. Because you are smart and neat and organized your partners love to festoon you with praise and kisses andtimes. But if they dare say something less than drooling praise, you are out the door.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
You’re going to leave your current partner because you aren’t over the one that got away. This “one” could be in jail for murder and it doesn’t matter. You fall hard and for life. It takes you decades to get over someone, and even then, they will always reserve a small piece of your wonderfully charismatic heart.
(February 19 – March 20)
Pisces. You did it again. You fell in love with the wrong person. You opened up too quickly in your eagerness to find love and now this person’s going to wreck you. I’d hug you if there were not a whole internet between us. Pick yourself up, dust yourself off and wait a long while before giving your heart away blindly.